Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Winners of 2010 Golden Kela Awards

By Anant Mathur (March 16, 2011)

The Golden Kela Award is a satirical take on Bollywood, where awards are given for the worst performances. The Golden Kela Awards was created by Random Magazine, India’s longest running humor magazine in the year 2009. 

The first annual Golden Kela award ceremony took place on 7 March 2009 in New Delhi (India).

The intention behind the Golden Kela is to ridicule the Hindi film stars and acknowledge the worst of Indian Cinema. Since, several award ceremonies each year celebrate the best of Hindi Cinema, Random Magazine and the Sundaas Film Institute chose to be different by giving away the Best of the Worst of Indian Cinema. The winners are selected each year by an online poll.

Winners of the 3rd Annual Golden Kela Awards... Cream of the crap:


Worst Actor
Shahrukh Khan
for My Name Is Khan


Worst Actress
Sonam Kapoor
for Aisha


Worst Supporting Actor
Arjun Rampal
for Housefull and We Are Family


Worst Supporting Actress
Kangana Ranaut
for Kites, No Problem, Once Upon A Time In Mumbai


Worst Film
My Name Is Khan
(Director: Karan Johar)


Worst Director
Sanjay Leela Bhansali
for Guzaarish


Worst Debutant Male
Aditya Narayan
for Shaapit


Worst Debutant Female
Pakhi Tyrewala
for Jhootha Hi Sahi


Most 'Original' Story Award
Action Replayy
(which was 'inspired' from Back to the Future)


Baawra Ho Gaya Hai Ke Award
Ben Kingsley
for Teen Patti


Most Atrocious Lyrics
Abbas Tyrewala for Cry Cry Kitna Cry
(from Jhoota Hi Sahi)


Most Irritating Song
Pee Loon
from Once Upon a Time In Mumbai


When Did This Come Out
Ek Second... Jo Zindagi Bana De?
(Director: Partho Ghosh)

The Worst Animated Film
Baru the Wonder Kid
(Director: Sachin Gote)


Lajja Award
(for the Worst Treatment of a Serious Issue)
Dunno Y - Na Jaane Kyun


Chimpoo Kapoor Award
(for No-Talent RELATIVES of Celebrities)
Uday Chopra


Most Ridiculous Sequence in a film
The whole Movie PRINCE
 (Director: Kookie V. Gulati)


Black Award
(for Emotional Blackmail)
Guzaarish


Worst Named Film
Lafangey Parindey
(Director: Pradeep Sarkar)


Special Award
(for the Worst Trilogy Ever in the History of Films)
The Golmaal Series


Ajooba Award
(for Sheer Awesomeness)
Dabangg


Sonu Nigam Award
(for Career Suicide)
Sukwinder Singh
for Kuchh Kariye


Worst Casting EVER
Jackie Shroff
As Shirdi Sai Baba
in Maalik Ek


The Bas Kijiye Bahaut Ho Gaya Award
Ram Gopal Varma



FOR MORE, VISIT: GOLDENKELA.COM 


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